I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I think we might need a safe word for this...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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