I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
The adults are the big ones right?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
