I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm both gender and math confused
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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