I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You should frame my arrest warrant.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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