You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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