I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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