You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
my poor anus
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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