did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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