it was like his penis was on wheels.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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