Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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