Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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