Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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