Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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