What a fucking waste of an outfit
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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