yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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