he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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