the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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