I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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