everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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