god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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