He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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