My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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