The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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