It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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