Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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