There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
only you would photoshop your dick
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
