I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My vagina is very pro this idea
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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