Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
