East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
