Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
