On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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