You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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