this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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