She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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