rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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