it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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