Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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