There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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