My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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