Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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