I'll bet she douches with gravy.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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