hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
