I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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