CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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