My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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