I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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