Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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