There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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