He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
i black out too much to be "responsible"
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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