Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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