I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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