I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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