i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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