Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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